Real Republicans.

Where did they go? The ones who think like Bruce Willis. A journalist noted he had claimed to be a Republican in setting him up for opinions on current events. His answer?

"I'm sick of answering this [expletive] question," he says. "I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion. I want them to stop [expletive] on my money and your money and tax dollars that we give 50 percent of... every year. I want them to be fiscally responsible and I want these [expletive] lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I'll say I'm a Republican... I hate the government, OK? I'm a-political. Write that down. I'm not a Republican."

They're out there somewhere.